needsmoresarcasm:
Being in 1D fandom is awful and I blame all you horrible people for enabling me
Stop This (Rock Me parody)
Do you remember summer ‘09?
Before a boyband ruined your life
Zayn Malik was never on your mind
Lying on the couch with a bottle of wine
Wishing I could just go back in time
To when I had not heard Up All Night
I used to think that I was okay and sane
Why did I ever look at Liam Payne?
Our life in shambles as we cry over teens
But still we keep enabling misery
I want to just stop this, stop this, stop this, yeah
We really should stop this, stop this, stop this yeah
I wish I could quit this fandom, god this band’s dumb and they don’t dance
I want us to stop this, stop this, stop this yeah
So done forever with these douchebags
Never let these feelings come back
Hah yeah right, I wish, imagine that
I can’t get over Niall at the zoo alone
That sound you hear is me screaming, “no”
Harry and Lou, please just stop torturing me
‘Cause when you whisper there’s no need for touching